005 Would you rather watch an Olympics that outlawed performance-enhancing drugs or one that embraced them and let athletes use medical pit crews to jack up their performances?

Is this one even a question? Of course I'd watch an Olympics that outlawed performance enhancing drugs. I'm not saying this because society frowns upon drugs, I'm saying this because the Olympics should be a gathering of athletes coming together to celebrate sportsmanship and hard work, not a contest to see whose body can tolerate drugs the most. It's shaming to even have to answer this question at all.

- Quibbles 7/11/14