013.75 Kill 1000 people or 1000 of your favourite animal? You must choose. (Note: If your favorite animal is endangered, you run the risk of driving them to extinction.)

Dearest Nargles,

This question is great, because my favourite animal is the fictional Crumple Horned Snorkack. And although Luna Lovegood may be a little disappointed in me, that's nothing compared to the price of 1000 lives.

DON'T DENY ME THE PLEASURE OF USING A LOOPHOLE!

With love,

- Quibbles 7/30/14